Mr Tabubil is currently Very Upset about the nature of the modern pentathlon.
To quote: "What? It doesn't happen all at once? I wanted to see the guy swim across a moat, use a sword to fight his way over to his horse, ride over to a stand of trees, do some shooting and run away! Dang nab it... I think you oversold this one, Tabubilgirl. Next time tell me about the modern version first and then start talking up the romance and the history!"
So we watched the rhythmic gymnastics instead. If we couldn't watch swashbuckling soldiers of fortune, we'd watch women fly.