The Jacaranda trees are in blossom, and the wisteria is blooming on the fences. In the park, a young man and woman climbed a tree to sit in the canopy and kiss up there. It's a nice day.
Showing posts with label parks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label parks. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 29, 2016
Saturday, June 11, 2016
Dogs in the Dark
Last night, being a crisp, cold, clear sort of night, I walked down to the park. Wrapped in an aura of twilight and church bells ringing the local faithful to evening service, I wandered all the way down to the slides and swings, and was standing happily under a lamp post when two small dogs came boiling out of the dark. Their teeth were pinned back over their lower lips and in a torrent of snarling and snapping and loud whuffs, they were aiming directly for my shins.
I shouted "NO!" in my biggest baddest "bad dog" voice, and to my extreme surprise, they actually stopped. The schnauzer subsided a lunge-length from my knee and with a filthy look, commenced to growling:
"Boy oh BOY," it said. "Boy oh BOY. If you ever let me to get my hands on you, I'll, well I'll -" and it flung me a look of such furious passion that it brought him to its feet in another howling hail of barks. "Get you get you get you get you" - and the dachshund joined in - "Yowowowowow!"
From the darkness outside the cone of light came a voice. "It's your hat." The voice said. "They don't like hats."
Me and my winter hat stepped forward into the dark. A man stood in front of me. He was wearing a hat himself: a woolly beanie pulled right down over his ears. A cigarette flared. A woman sat with her feet up on a park bench, nodding her head.
"They don't like hats." She had one of her own as well - a wrap of elderly fur. Behind them, another young woman - hatless - wrestled with something enormous - possibly a wolfhound - on a leash. It leaped in silence, but the silence was pregnant with menace. The little dogs boiled around my feet, yapping shrilly, telling me they wanted blood, - or at least a bit of skin from my knees - and an enormous German shepherd looked up at me with liquid brown eyes and pressed her nose against my hip pocket.
"Shut up, dogs." The man said casually. He aimed a kick at the dachshund and they subsided abruptly into silence.
"That's Sofia" he said, pointing at the shepherd. "She's a good dog."
Sofia sighed and looked up at me, and her tail thumped, once. I reached down and scratched her ears. "GOOD Dog, Sofia." I said. "GOOD dog."
She sighed again, and lowering her chin into my hand, sat down at my feet. She was clearly ready to sit there forever, to settle in there with me for the night.
Behind her, the little Schnauzer cocked its head. He looked at Sofia, and he looked at me; you could practically see the little cogwheels working inside his little skull. Perhaps a different approach was in order? With a short, conciliatory "gruff!" he trotted over and sniffed my trouser leg.
"Nothing doing, kiddo." I said. "After the way you carried on?"
I bent and scrubbed at Sofia's soft neck, by way of illustrating what he'd missed. Sofia got in on the game with gusto - twisted half on her side, she was leaning heavily against my legs and banging out a tatoo on my thigh with her long brown tail.
The schnauzer gave her a disgusted look and turned her back. I stuck out my tongue. Behind her, the dachshund made a spluttering sound. The young lady with the wolfhound had clipped a leash onto its collar. With one furious bark it leaped for the wolfhound, aiming for its belly. The wolfhound yelled in shock and bit its own leash, and the schnauzer, yapping joyfully, leaped into the fray. The wolfhound tried to eat its leash, the dachshund tried to eat the wolfhound, and the schnauzer was getting in a few good bites anywhere it could. The man in the beanie was in the middle of the fray, bellowing and flailing. The young lady tried very hard to go in several directions at once, and on the bench, the lady in the fur turban contemplatively extinguished her cigarette. Fur was flying, sand was flying, and in the middle of the scrum, Sofia got up and lay down on the man's feet and rolled herself around on her back, tugging his trouser legs and begging for a cuddle.
Very quietly, I tiptoed away.
Tuesday, November 18, 2014
Zephyrs and Divans and Ladies of Leisure
It's been a quiet few months here at Tabubilgirl. A medical situation has turned me into a Lady of Leisure, and I have spent the spring reclining genteelly on a sofa (proper divans being in short supply) watching the world turn green outside my window, while the Platanos Orientales unfurled their green canopies across the street -
Which meant coughing (genteelly) into a hanky as the year's first warm zephyrs drew the platano pollen out from between those green leaves - and then coughing less genteelly and with more steel as the spring winds built in force and the damn trees dropped their annual load of toxic yellow fuzz all over the damn place -
At which point, picking platano pollen out of my teeth, I decided that Ladies of Leisure were more inclined towards Farscape marathons in a darkened room with the window firmly shut than quiet contemplation of nature's annual miracle.
That particular miracle is a loaded one. Both barrels.
This past Sunday, when the zephyrs were turned off for the afternoon and the fuzz was away on half-holiday, Mr Tabubil took me for a stroll around our local park. As we progressed toward the children's playground, we noticed that the children we passed all seemed to be lightly tinted pink.
Their mouths were sticky, their fingers were worse, and their little faces were either dazed and ill or carooming off the trees in some sort of hyperactive fit-
Leaving Mr Tabubil in the dust, I made a beeline for the playground. The Fairy Floss man was here!
Our fairy-floss man pushes a hand-cart with a treadle-powered fairy-floss machine. Pumping the treadle with his foot, he dips a wooden stick into the spinning sugar vat, and neatly twirls you a cloud of pink sugar-floss larger than your head.
Mr Tabubil treated me to a stick, and I ate it, and life was very good. We wandered back up the park, and I found a man with a hose who let me wash my hands and drink some water, and life was even better. Fairy-floss is divine, but sticky is sticky.
Tuesday, July 29, 2014
The Park When the Weather is Unseasonal
This weekend,
the winter went on vacation. The
temperature rose, and the skies turned blue, and Mr Tabubil and I took a nap on
the floor in front of an open window, while a breeze blew air at twenty-four
degrees celcius across our faces.
Look!
Here's a man walking a little Scottie dog on a leash with its white whiskers hanging down, and its long white tail standing up, and its white legs twinkling as it runs.
And after that, we
went to our park. With the winter somewhere else, it was a rather busy park. The children's playground was one big buzzing sea of primary-colored sweaters (chilean mothers
dress their offspring to the season, not the weather*) and away from the pre-teen scrum playing cards and smooching on the benches, the lawns under the
trees were practically standing-room only. It was exactly like
one of those cardboard picture books that you
give to small children with
fascinating and singular activities hapening in every square meter of green grass -
Look!
Here's a man walking a little Scottie dog on a leash with its white whiskers hanging down, and its long white tail standing up, and its white legs twinkling as it runs.
Here's a group of
little boys playing football with a big red ball almost as tall as they are.
Here are a young man
and a young woman having a picnic. They
are sitting on a blanket and drinking wine from long stemmed glasses and smiling at each other, rather foolishly.
And here's a baby,
pushing along a plastic walker that plays Farmer in the Dell over and over and over, while his parents cheer him on and he makes enormous grunting noises with
the effort of every step.
Here's a group of girls with a life-size cardboard cutout of a singer, grinning wildly and taking selfies on their cell phones.
Here's a group of girls with a life-size cardboard cutout of a singer, grinning wildly and taking selfies on their cell phones.
And here's another
baby - a baby bulldog with great rolls of puppy fat around his shoulders and enormous puppy feet. He's as big as tank, and he's yanking his leash out of his owner's hand and bounding about the lawn, tangling up the football game, desiring to bepetted
by every single person in the whole park, all at the same time. Doesn't matter if they want to. He'll make them want to - he's bigger than they are.
The baby with the
walker is looking hard at the couple on the blanket. Now, all on his own, he is slanting, unblinking, towards them across the grass, and
they are sitting very still, side by side.
The woman has put her glass down on the grass and is holding out her arms-
One f the girls with a cell phone is knocked flat. The puppy bowls over her like a panzer tank, a cardboard cutout with a marvelous white smile goes flying andthe air fills up with screams. The baby with the walker loses interest in the man and woman on the blanket and angles away. The couple sigh deeply and sit back on the blanket, like puppets whose strings have been cut and the woman reaches out for her wine and drinks, deeply, looking at the grass.
Above them in a tree, red aerial silks are slung over the highest branch, and another man and another woman practice their twists and falls high above the ground -
Above them in a tree, red aerial silks are slung over the highest branch, and another man and another woman practice their twists and falls high above the ground -
And a Canadian sits with an Australian on another blanket. They are pretending to read books and watching every single thing -
We watched until
the sun went down, and then sometime in the night, I became cold and dragged an
extra blanket up the bed. And in the
morning we woke to a chill, damp fog. The winter was back from vacation and we could scarcely see the building next door.
*Winter is winter and what the weather is actually doing in the streets is an irrelevance. The calendar says that winter starts June 21st, and on June 22, women push strollers filled completely by small humans wrapped in woolly hats and fleece vests and puffy coats and layered over of their padded trousers, hand-knitted woolen leg warmers. And after all that, the occupant of the stroller is buried under so many blankets that half the time you have to take the existence of the baby on faith.
When Sarah and Miles were visiting us last year, little Laurie was going through a growth spurt. If I hadn't know them I could still have tracked their progress through the streets of Santiago following a chain of Chilean matrons giving them the stink-eye because it was cool enough for a cotton cardigan and when Laurie sat in his stroller his pants rucked up there was an inch of leg visible between the top of his sock and the bottom of his trousers.
Dearie me.
When Sarah and Miles were visiting us last year, little Laurie was going through a growth spurt. If I hadn't know them I could still have tracked their progress through the streets of Santiago following a chain of Chilean matrons giving them the stink-eye because it was cool enough for a cotton cardigan and when Laurie sat in his stroller his pants rucked up there was an inch of leg visible between the top of his sock and the bottom of his trousers.
Dearie me.
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
The Park
Tonight I am wandering. Mr Tabubil is stuck at work in a late meeting and I am out wandering in the early winter twilight - down our street, through the tunnel of platano orientale, still shedding its awfulleftover summer fluff, past a collection of tall and modern apartment buildings with the apartments all laid out in rows like shoeboxes - and into a park.
On the paths in the park there are kids on bicycles, on the lawns there are grown-ups on blankets, and in the sunken rose garden there are dogs greeting other dogs and running in happy circles when they meet. At the other there is an enormous playground, and it is always full of children.
There are lots of parks and squares in Santiago, but as play-places go, they can be pretty sterile. Children play separately, on their own recognizance, while their grown-ups sit on the sidelines, nodding guardedly to other grown-ups and encouraging their charges not to play with les autres. In our park, matters are different. Around the edges of the playground, parents sit in companionable knots and chat while their children run and shout and inflict social justice upon each other, and always, the children are playing with the other children. When Mr Tabubil and I first began to come here, the grown-ups and the children would look us up and down and smile and nod - decisive nods. Welcome to the neighborhood. Our neighborhood.
Tonight a man and a woman have a slackline stretched between two trees. They are winching. Climbing up, taking a step – or two – balancing, checking tension, dropping down to the grass, and winching again. A small girl stands with her skirts pressed against her fathers legs. Her eyes are as big as the moon. The man with the slackline lifts her up, and he and the woman - one on each side of her - walk her slowly all the way up and down the line.
There is a public recycling station in our park. That is why i wandered this way. Aimless winter happiness feels too foolish and ephemeral for virtue. I need utility, please, thank you, but either Thursday is the official neighborhood recycling night, or everyone else has felt the same urge- the row of recycling bins overflows into sacks - and stacks - of plastic jugs and aluminium cans. Piles of milk bottles. Pyramids of glass bottles. There's no city-wide recycling program in Santiago, so those who choose to recycle must make these little pilgrimages to the neighborhood stations. It's heartening that so many in Providencia want to, but there clearly isn't capacity to meet the demand.
Lamps are coming on between the trees. There is a dandy sitting on a park bench. He has mutton-chop whiskers on his cheeks, and an electric-yellow unicycle leans nonchalantly against the bench beside him. The dandy is reading in the dark; a kindle on his lap, and his brow furrowed in concentration as he poses with a book of which he cannot possibly be reading a word. I salute him, gravely, in the night. He cannot see me either.
In a pool of light on the lawn, a little golden spaniel and a beagle dog are running in circles, faster and faster and wider and wider - and stopping, every few passes to stand nose to nose, breathing deeply and smiling. A man is trying to photograph speeding dogs and unicycles (the man with the book has stopped pretending to read and is wobbling sideways and hither along the path) and snorting with frustration when the dogs come out as blurs the unicycle lurches out of frame.
It is too dark to see my hands now. The man and woman on the slackline are a pale smear of white between the trees, winching it down. At the top of the park i turn left, past the local catholic church. It is the hour of evening service. The church is full, and there is a crowd in the courtyard. Yellow light spills out the church doors, and the service, loud on loudspeakers and megaphones, comes out into the night.
And I go home in the winter dark.
Monday, April 2, 2012
Litchfield National Park
Before we relocate to Chile, we are taking a week's holiday driving a great big equilateral triangle (For a given definition of triangle, and an even looser definition of equilateral) through Australia's Top End.
Enjoy!
Litchfield National Park is 260 km from Katherine, going northeast back up toward the coast.
Finding the park wasn't entirely difficult. Sandor drove and Thea did the navigating.
"Drive straight for 236 km and turn right." she said. And then she went to sleep.
She
didn't stay asleep, poor darling. The handbook of our trusty van swore
up and down that the thing could hit 130 km/hour on the straight. But
it had no cruise control. Sandor desperately wanted to put the van
through its paces on the long straight road, but a van weighed down by
five adults, one baby, four metric tons of luggage, and a picnic hamper
full of hamburger fixings accelerates like a turtle in a particularly
sucking mud.
He'd mash his foot onto the accelerator, and the little engine would whine and wheeze a little in complaint, and slowly, ponderously, bucking a little as it crossed through the round numbers, the speedometer needle would drift up toward the red, and five or six kilometers later, when we were pushing 110 on the flat, we'd run into a road-block or a road-train, and he'd have to slam on the breaks and slow right back down again to zero until we were allowed to pass.
By the time Sandor had turned right through the gates of Litchfield and found some swoopy curves to play with on a long descent down an escarpment, our very own grand-prix racing driver had 236 km of frustration under his accelerator pedal and he was ready to roar.
Except that top-heavy camping vans tend to wobble when you play grand prix on hairpin bends.
And the people in the back seats don't think very much of it. Including and particularly the Sproglet. The shearing songs had to come out again.
By the time we reached Litchfield National Park, we'd had about enough of driving places. We wanted to stay in one place and go swimming.
So we did.
But first we had to stop and gawp at the termite mounds.
By the time we reached Litchfield National Park, we'd had about enough of driving places. We wanted to stay in one place and go swimming.
So we did.
But first we had to stop and gawp at the termite mounds.
There are thousands of them, adobe arcologies like standing stones, like soldiers in serried ranks standing at attention facing north, a million termites in each one.
The Top End's 'magnetic' termite mounds are a mystery. It's a miracle of nature - that the termites know the orient direction for the best sun and wind and ways to brace against the monsoon rain - a phenomenon of a billion termites with compasses inside their heads.
This story-book version, park signboards told us, has been lately and largely disproved. The truth is less a miracle of nature than direct Darwinian intervention. Termites build every which way, and the mounds that aren't built to precisely the right specs don't make it tall enough to be noticed before they fall down and blow away. It's the three little Pigs as a morality play - straw and sticks are east and west, and bricks built to north and south keep out all the huffing and puffing that the big bad wolves can throw.
It's not half as mythic this way. This way, romance doesn't throb in your veins at all.
And it was hot. Blisteringly hot. We had our photos taken with the termite mounds and we went to Wangi Falls instead, and ate our picnic lunch on a blanket on a lawn, with a pair of black cockatoos peeling the bark off of a tree above our heads.
"Sod that," we said. It didn't appear hugely popular with anyone else either.
The pool at the bottom of the fall has fish - if we'd brought swimming goggles and a snorkel to see them with. We hadn't, so we stood on a bridge over the little creek that ran out of the swimming hole and watched little fish quivering there, lined up in rows like the termite mounds, oriented parallel to the current, heads upstream.
And then we went swimming.
There are freshwater crocodiles in the swimming hole, but the Parks Service is vigilant, and pitches out all but the baby ones that are as small as the fish in the pool and far too sensible to take a toothy chomp out of a toe.
In the pool, the best sport was to swim up to the main waterfall - curving around sideways to avoid the current, and climb up the rocks as high as you dared go, then clinging crabwise to the wall, work your way into the waterfall itself until, just when the current tore you loose, throw yourself out into the pool and be spun and dragged half-way across before the current slacked.
Over and over again.
Mr Tabubil came out of the water after an hour, and sat on the grass in the sun with the Sproglet. The rest of us stayed in the pool all afternoon, until the sun started to drop behind the cliff and the air turned cool. And the world was very good.
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