Saturday, May 24, 2014

Not. A Brioche.

Cooking PSA for the week:

It does not matter how optimistic you are. It does not matter what the interwebs say. You cannot make brioche in a breadmaker.
            Optimism and ambition avail you nothing - the best (and worst) you will achieve is a small, dense, solidly burned loaf of limited utility - a large-size fishing sinker, perhaps, or a small concrete boot for a small commercial dispute - if you sank a small competitor at the bottom of a lake, he would almost certainly stay there.

            But you very certainly would not want that bread on your dinner plate.

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