Wednesday, June 18, 2014
That Darned Copa Mundial Keeps Happening
It's been a big day for the Tabubil Household! Australia played the Netherlands, and Chile played Spain. Mr Tabubil had 5000 pesos (USD $10) riding on Spain winning that one by two goals.
"Two goals? Spain?"
"Why not? They're coming off a ridiculously heavy loss to the Netherlands, so they've got the motivation. And talking motivation - Chile and Spain have a rivalry going way back. It's going to be a grudge match. And with the fire of past recent defeat burning in their bellies - "
"Spain's also got the oldest squad in the cup, and Chile's having a real good season-"
"-and after the way the guys in the office were swanking around after the Chile-Australia, there's no way I wasn't going for Spain as hard as I could."
"That explains the two goals, then."
"One goal's only optimistic. Two's... ambiguous."
"You're going to lose 5000 pesos."
It's certainly the first time I've seen a betting strategy that rides entirely on generating irritation in the other members of the pool. Testosterone's a real bitch.
In other news, Australia acquitted herself nobly against the team that took down Spain 5-1, and although she didn’t quite squeak out a win, she didn't exactly roll over either. 3-2, thank you. That's respectable, that is.
And Chile clobbered Spain. I didn't watch the game. I let the city tell me, and tracked the goals and penalties by the roaring in the streets. Waves of rising sound - honking and shouting and cheering and screaming and drums and trumpets. And even now, the streets are flooded with the blue and red and cars are barping and honking their way up and down. All over town.
I'm no fan of FIFA, or the economic politics of the World Cup, but dear lord, do I love Chile in soccer season.