Tonight is the North American broadcast of Eurovision 2012.
Last year's Eurovision wasn't worth much notice - being mostly populated by young men trying to look bad to the bone, but mostly succeeding in looking exactly like the sort of forward thinking yet wholesome young man you'd take home to meet Grandma.
And the winning country, Azerbaijan, won by being consistently not quite good enough to win the first place votes - but being just banal and non-confrontational enough to rack up the points as everyone's choice for runner-up.
However, among the rather drossy dross, there was one glorious pink flamingo. I give you Moldova, Eurovision 2011, the One with the Unicycle and the Garden Gnomes: