Teenagers with Drivers Licenses

While walking home the other day I passed by two girls, both  of them blonde-ish, who were coming out of a store and examining the drivers license of the blonder of the two.

"No" she was saying, rather vehemently. "It DOES look like me.  When my hair is down, and it's permed and when I'm totally made up, I look EXACTLY like that."

There was a pause, as the less-blonde considered the logic, and then the blonde-er suddenly wailed "But my hair was up in a ponytail and the bouncer wouldn't let me in!"

Sometimes the stereotypes just write themselves, don't they?